Showing posts with label incels. Show all posts
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Wednesday, June 27, 2018

An advice column for Incels


This guy is a self proclaimed Incel, he can't get laid and is angry about it. really angry






Just so you know what kind of dirt bags we are discussing:

ncels are "involuntary celibates" Incels are self-identifying members of an online subculture[ who define themselves as unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one, a state they describe as inceldom. Self-identified incels are mostly whitemale, and heterosexual..

This Incel is pissed because he can't get a woman to talk to him, to date him or even consider fucking him and he blames her, it's her problem, not his.


I'm an old "silver back" well qualified to give this Incel some advice, here we go:

Don't be a dick.

Take a shower, sometimes two, use soap and a decent shampoo

Lose that fucking neckbeard

Don't be a dick

Rethink your clothing choices, you look like shit.

Get rid of your god damn stocking hat beanie, what are you 9 years old?

Don't be a dick

You have bags under your eyes, get some sleep and stop eating Cheetos, look at your hands.

Internet porn is not an accurate portrayal of life, the chances of ever getting a blow job in a public rest room are like 9,999,999,999,999,to 1. Even if you offer to pay a professional for it, the odds don't change that much. A pro would say, "Are you out of your fucking mind? You're an asshole." .

Don't be a dick

Buy good deodorant, Tom's of Maine all natural is nice, so is their toothpaste. Don't pur cologne or aftershave all over yourself either and forget about AXE, it's so obvious you may as well roll in shit.

Once you get yourself cleaned up and happen to strike up a conversation with a woman, you need to listen and quit talking about your shit, your problems, your interests and especiall don't talk about wanting to get laid. And this is important, even if half her boobs are hanging out, keep your eyes on hers you dummy.

Don't be a dick

If you look and act like you really need to get laid and especially deserve to get laid, you won't get laid, it's that simple, understand?


Quit spending your time on 4chan, you're fucked up enough already ( 1.)

Don't be a dick.



See this woman, chances are she has heard every bullshit line from every cheap hustler and from every kind of asshole walking. She hears it everyday at work and at play. Of course she'd like to meet an attractive guy, she's an attractive woman for christ's sake. Why can't you get that through your head? Now, If the attractive guy is an asshole/dick to her, she'll walk and should. I've seen plenty of beautiful women with average or below average looking guys, why? Because he's a nice human being, in other words, he's not a dick. This works in the other direction too, look around. 

My old man told me a long time ago, 'you deserve what you earn" and he also said, don't be a dick.. 

So get your shit together and quit feeling sorry for yourself. You're acting like a dumb fuck and that makes you a dick. Dumb fucks and dicks don't ever get laid, look at your friends, for chrissakes. 



( 1.) Discussions in incel forums are often characterized by resentmentmisanthropy, self-pity, self-loathing, misogynyracism, a sense of entitlement to sex, and the endorsement of violence against sexually active people. The Southern Poverty Law Center described the subculture as "part of the online male supremacist ecosystem" that is a member of their list of hate groups, and self-described incels have committed at least four mass murders in North America. In total, forty-five people have been killed in five events since 2014 by people who may be considered incels.